I love ketchup. I love ketchup so much that I would have a smaller list of things that I wouldn't put ketchup on than I would of what I like to put ketchup on...If I don't have ketchup, I panic and get very cranky (just ask the folks at work). I scared one student so badly that I had a brand new bottle in our faculty refrigerator the day after he had witnessed one of my "episodes". Thanks Logan!
It can't just be any ketchup either, it's gotta be Heinz... OK, that is a lie, in a bind I will use any kind of ketchup.
Ketchup PEEVE #1. restaurants that leave their bottles 3/4 empty before filling
#2. restaurants that fill their "Heinz" bottles with no-name brands (I can tell)
#3. ketchup packets that have been sitting around too long and the ketchup has too dark red of a color
#4. ketchup packets that ooze out clear drainage first and then the ketchup has too light of a red color
#5. fast food chains that don't give you ketchup unless you ask for it, come on
#6. fast food chains that only give you 2 packets after you asked for it, seriously, that's barely enough for the burger you so generously smothered in ketchup... NOT!
#7. people that let their ketchup bottle rim get too crusty (you aren't using it enough people)
Ketchup is red,
Without it, I'm blue...
Ketchup is sweet,
Without it, I'm not.



