Sponge Bob Square Pants

OK, so the kids and I are in the car and we were talking about Sponge Bob. Dax had just received a new disc from Netflix and I was asking him if he liked it. He told me that Sandy and Sponge Bob got married.

I was in shock. I am driving and thinking that it could not be possible. I mean, a sponge and a squirrel? It just isn't possible. I almost had to pull the car over and get a grip on myself.

And then I came back to Earth and realized that the entire story of Sponge Bob is NOT REAL and totally not possible.

It still bugs me though...